Since today's my birthday - I thought I'd post this little item:
Advantages to turning 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4. People call at 9 P.M. & ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples' operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party & the neighbors don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
> >> >13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room
14. You sing along to the elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18.Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them
19.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
20.You can't remember who sent you this list. (not true - I DO remember and will get him back!)