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29 July 2005

And since It's also Friday....

Time for the Friday Funny:

TELECOMMUNICATIONS DICTIONARY
Modem
What landscapers do to dem lawns.
Token Ring
A virtual engagement gift.
Ethernet
A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
DataPac
A size 14 girl in a size 8 bikini.
Asynch
A place to wash your hands.
Bysnch
The place where Elton John washes his hands.
ASCII
The ancient god of telecommunications. Rumored to give vast amounts of data to believers. Hence, the phrase "ASCII and you shall receive."
File Transfer
Procedure followed by INFORMATION CENTER staff who are tired of their present jobs.
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