Time for the Friday Funny:
What landscapers do to dem lawns.
A virtual engagement gift.
A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
A size 14 girl in a size 8 bikini.
A place to wash your hands.
The place where Elton John washes his hands.
The ancient god of telecommunications. Rumored to give vast amounts of data to believers. Hence, the phrase "ASCII and you shall receive."
Procedure followed by INFORMATION CENTER staff who are tired of their present jobs.