Don't let her drive your truck...
With a H/T to the Long Lake Lady - who sent along the note and the picture, from Fort MacMurray with the instruction to read the note first - then look at the picture.
To my darling husband
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.