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15 January 2008

Alberta Bound

You know you live in Alberta...

  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Alberta .
  • If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Alberta.
  • If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alberta.
    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Alberta .
  • If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend, you live in Alberta.
  • If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta .
  • If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Alberta .
  • If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again in the same day, you live in Alberta .
  • If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Alberta.
  • If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Alberta .
  • If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Alberta .
  • If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Alberta.
  • If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Alberta .
  • If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Alberta.
  • If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Alberta.
  • If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in Alberta.



    If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Alberta friends, you live in Alberta.

From Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) with a H/T to Hottie Ottie for the e-mail

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