Cole's Notes - The Sunday Journalist

Learning very young how the world works. Off to spend a penny

For the Friday Funny - another adventure of Simon's Cat - "Let Me In"

From Jules Crittenden Forward Movement Blog University of Alberta researcher Denise Young, who led the study, suggests that provincial authorities hold beer-fridge buy-backs or round-ups to eliminate the threat — methods that Americans use to get guns off the streets. Jules said: Beer fridge buyback? When you pry my cold, dead fingers off it Fox news story Scientists have found a new threat to the planet: Canadian beer drinkers. The government-commissioned study says the old, inefficient “beer fridges” that one in three Canadian households use to store their Molson and Labatt’s contribute significantly to global warming by guzzling gas- and coal-fired electricity.... So she suggests a "buy back" of the old fridges - well how about this - the province buys the old fridge and gives you a new beer cooler like the ones here at CBS - Not the TV network - Canadian Beverage Supply.

So here's how Big Guy wakes me up in the morning...

This really makes for a Friday Funny - a Congressman in the US suing God for the state of the world. However, he does get an answer. Not the one expected - but interesting nonetheless. "State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing 'widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants." Get the whole story and the response here: The Belmont Club: Deus ex machina

Not a worksafe video - nor recommended for kids. This video contains nudity and comedy. H/T to the Long Lake Lady for finding this. Six pack? - well she was holding four beer jugs - plus two more - makes six.. PS - I know it's early for a Friday Funny - but I'm busy tomorrow. Besides, everyday is Friday when you're looking for gainful employement.