Alberta Bound
You know you live in Alberta... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Alberta . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Alberta. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alberta. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Alberta . If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend, you live in Alberta. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Alberta . If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again in the same day, you live in Alberta . If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Alberta. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Alberta ...