Cole's Notes - The Sunday Journalist

From Jules Crittenden Forward Movement Blog University of Alberta researcher Denise Young, who led the study, suggests that provincial authorities hold beer-fridge buy-backs or round-ups to eliminate the threat — methods that Americans use to get guns off the streets. Jules said: Beer fridge buyback? When you pry my cold, dead fingers off it Fox news story Scientists have found a new threat to the planet: Canadian beer drinkers. The government-commissioned study says the old, inefficient “beer fridges” that one in three Canadian households use to store their Molson and Labatt’s contribute significantly to global warming by guzzling gas- and coal-fired electricity.... So she suggests a "buy back" of the old fridges - well how about this - the province buys the old fridge and gives you a new beer cooler like the ones here at CBS - Not the TV network - Canadian Beverage Supply.

So here's how Big Guy wakes me up in the morning...

I've updated my smaller size calendar and made it available here . And adjusted the pricing to $19.99 if purchased online from Lulu from the orginal suggested retail price of $25.00 (CDN) The Cole Photo online store is here: http://stores.lulu.com/colephoto

Too Good not to be seen.... Jeff Dunham H/T to SDA

 

Lest We Forget

Here's a e-mail that's just beeing 'eaten up' over the watercoolers. Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any employees. The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company’s performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?” The cannibals all shook their heads, “No.” After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?” A hand rose hesitantly. “You fool!” the leader continued. “For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOOooo, you had...