Sun Beer Server - It's Friday!

"Corripe Cervisiam"
(Seize the beer!)

Sun Ale Server running OS 80 (proof).
Up to three kegs of RAID (Red Ale Is Desired)
Optionally available with open-source STOUT (Service To Overworked, Underpaid Techies)
Proptietary firewall NDA7i (No Downloads After 7th Inning).

Welcome to McNeely's. May I take your order?

Time now for a small capital expenditure? Or just enter the caption contest.