Some good news

According to research I've been doing at OK Cupid. I have a couple of years left. To 2036 to be precise....

DEAD AT 85

heart attack



However, it doesn't show anything about my dieing during threesome sex with my twenty seven year old mistress and my hottie wife. Ah well..

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