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According to research I've been doing at OK Cupid. I have a couple of years left. To 2036 to be precise.... DEAD AT 85 heart attack However, it doesn't show anything about my dieing during threesome sex with my twenty seven year old mistress and my hottie wife. Ah well..
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The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master ( RGSM ) Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy . You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too. Your exact male opposite: The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare. If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection. ALWAYS AVOID : The Pr...

Blue Hawaiian

Got the Blues? Get a pickup from the Tiki Gods Episode 25

Friday Tarot

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Apparently, I am The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You? Take the Test to Find Out.

Wind innovation

A little late for Friday Funy - but nonetheless

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Friday Funny - New meaning of six pack?

Not a worksafe video - nor recommended for kids. This video contains nudity and comedy. H/T to the Long Lake Lady for finding this. Six pack? - well she was holding four beer jugs - plus two more - makes six.. PS - I know it's early for a Friday Funny - but I'm busy tomorrow. Besides, everyday is Friday when you're looking for gainful employement.